once he finishes reading the Janet and John book he's been working on for the past few years

Has Wayne Rooney finished colouring in his J&J books yet?

I wonder if he managed to stay within the lines.

What about the real story?

...Rooney confirmed he likes to relax before matches by listening to the former Britain's Got Talent contestant Susan Boyle...

Surely this is a major cause for concern. Twenty-five years old and digging SuBo. He clearly needs help.

"The emotions were high because we weren't winning," he said. "Our fans were booing after 10 minutes. That is what I was saying. It was disappointing."

Nonsense. He was reacting as the boos were ringing in his ears after the final whistle. Perhaps the process of securing his badges will necessitate his growing a pair and taking some responsibility.