His kids go to Pompey Grammar. He's there to collect them most Fridays when I get my offspring from the nursery there.

His real kids aren't anything like the ones in Outnumbered.

How can he deceive the viewing public in such a fashion? It's a disgrace. I will be refusing to pay my TV Licence and writing to The Mail and The Telegraph.

to the lead singer of Echo and the Bunnymen

"Dear Mr Echo.....

Watch to the end, everyone.

*Giggles helplessly*

Both Mrs P and I think she's brilliant. In fact Mrs P discovered her, and insisted that I had to sit down and watch Outnumbered.
She was right.