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Analogue Glastonbury

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We've had the Digital Glastonbury, so it's time for some feedback from those of the massive who were there. Having watched a bit of the BBC coverage last night on Sky+ it has confirmed to me that the BBC's coverage of the whole event is nothing like the real thing, but then how could it be...the festival is a unique experience for each person because there are just so many possibilities... You'd have to have a headcam fitted to each of 177,000 people and 177,000 digital channels to present it all.

One of the key differences is that you don't have f***ing Jo Whiley whittering on. Even Mark Radcliffe (whom I like as a DJ and presenter) seemed annoying. Compared to that, what's wrong with a bit of rain and a little bit of mud?

I thought it was a good festival this year - one of the best of the ten I've been to. I spent too much time at the 'wrong' end of the festival, i.e. the Pyramid stage purely because of the acts who were on, inc. Fleet Foxes, the Specials, Neil Young, Tinariwen (why were they not on Jazz World, where simultaneously Rolf Harris had completely filled the Jazz World field to over-capacity?), CS&N (unexpectedly lovely in the afternoon sunshine), Nick Cave (unrelentingly noisy - witness numerous Blur fans looking distinctly unhappy!). I do generally prefer atmosphere at the gigs in the smaller venues away from the Pyramid and Other Stages, but what I saw at the Pyramid was pretty damned good.

Did catch bits of other gigs including Golden Silvers at The Park (not impressed), The Egg (Dance East - OK, but not the best I've seen them), Red Snapper (The Glade), Rokia Traore (Jazz World), Bat For Lashes (why the f*** was the bass so loud?), but one of the most pleasing gigs was The Magic Numbers, who were playing an unannounced gig at The Queen's Head. We just stumbled across that on the way back from Nick Cave to watch the Fire Show. Lovely heart warming stuff and someone even came on stage and proposed to his girlfriend. The band seemed genuinely taken aback at the amazing reception they got. I even found I was stood next to Jeremy Hardy, so got to have a brief chat with him.

Re: another post elsewhere - Mark Radcliffe sounded pissed on the TV broadcasts I've watched so far. I was behind him in the queue for the Theatre & Circus Green Room bar late on Saturday night/early Sunday (I'd had a few by then as well), where I also witnessed Phill Jupitus reclined on a sofa, with a pint of beer balanced on his ample midriff, nodding off. Each time his eyes shut, the beer threatened to spill over, but his eyes opened just at the critical moment each time! All this was happening whilst a ska band called 'Guns of Navarone' were playing songs like 'Monkey Man', so the man must have been knackered not to have been having a knees up to that.

Finally, the funniest part of the weekend for me was seeing MundoJazz (a spoof world music band). Hilarious stuff with songs such as 'Scally, Scally Scouse' (written for Liverpool, City of Culture!), a song based on 'Hello' by Lionel Ritchie written as an advertisement for a local butcher (Halal? Is it meat you're looking for?) and a great version of an Elvis classic sung by Sergei, their 'Fat Elvis' drummer, about a poor over-fed boy, called 'In the Gateaux'!!!

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Radcliffe? Pissed?

Surely not. The fact that a pint of cider seemed to be permantly welded to either his hand or his lower lip might have had something to do with it. Good on him.

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Lenny Law | 30 June 2009 - 4:54pm

It was his Birthday !!!

as it was mine so I was pissed too :)

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spinoza013 | 30 June 2009 - 5:09pm

Nice write up Mike

Especially recognise the bit about the Pyramid. Don't like being there particularly but this year the bands kept pulling me back!

Pics up on http://s251.photobucket.com/albums/gg313/BluePaul/Glastonbury%202009/ if at all interested...

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Paul Waring | 30 June 2009 - 5:44pm

Good photos.

Good photos.

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Mr Sparks | 1 July 2009 - 8:29am

A few of my Glasto highlights...

not covered by the BBC include

1) Fucked Up at the JP Stage on Friday lunchtime - as close to any band I have seen in years "keeping it real" (as I believe young people no longer say) and as Pink Eyes commented, "we are the heaviest band at Glastonbury this year";

2) Bon Iver at the Park on Saturday evening, great performance while most of the Word massive were elsewhere, with Re: Stacks a particular highlight;

3) British Sea Power at the Avalon on Friday evening - without doubt Britain's Best Rock band and how the charmless Bloc Party merit a headline slot above BSP is beyond me ;

Also enjoyed Rolf, Easy All Stars, Speech Debelle (check out the video on Radio 1 introducing and visiting Trash City.

Glasto low point - fecking flags! The Eavises need to do something about them for next year.

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hermon hermit | 30 June 2009 - 7:05pm

Re flags

Not such a problem on the smaller stages, but I know what you mean at the pyramid. It's a fine line between a festive atmosphere and not being able to see a thing!

If I have a gripe, it's people getting right into the crowd and then talking loudly. Had that during Neil Young's acoustic part of his set. There were these two young women talking (actually shouting loudly) to each other about Big Brother. After a few minutes of this, I turned round to shush them, but that didn't do anything. My wife turned round and asked them to be quiet as did a few other people. That didn't work. So, at boiling point, I resorted to the tried and tested "Shut the fuck up". One of them had the cheek to say I'd ruined her festival. It did the trick though...they moved away, no doubt to annoy others.

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Mr Sparks | 30 June 2009 - 10:37pm

More on flags


(or moron flags)

During Bruce, the flags were actually obscuring the cameras for the screens so at times it was impossible to see whether you looked at the stage or the screens.

Don't know what can be done about it - or whether anything should. When it was mainly confined to home-made efforts on shaky bamboo poles then it was a quirky addition to the festival vibe. But now, like anything else someone has seen a way to making a buck out of it and it's easy to buy a 20 foot carbon fibre collapsible pole with large coloured generic flag and the proliferation of these threatens to ruin the experience. Didn't notice myself but were they on sale on site?

As for talking during gigs, this is rampant wherever you go and if it's even a problem on Pyramid Stage during a noisy headliner, then God help us. I thought of getting some stickers printed which said "I'm an annoying t**t who talks loudly through gigs" which I could discreetly apply the offenders' backs as I politely pushed past them as I left the gig. Not exactly revolutionary but a small protest nonetheless.

I've noticed some artists themselves get increasingly annoyed by it at smaller venues and maybe this is a way forward. Didn't Springsteen once stop during a gig to demand the ejection of some recalcitrants?

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poolhallrichard | 1 July 2009 - 8:46am

Before my next Glastonbury jaunt,

I'm having a T shirt made that says "I'm an annoying festival goer who twats those who talk loudly through gigs. You have been warned."

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Vulpes Vulpes | 1 July 2009 - 10:52am

and heathwilliams has just reminded me

about Gary Louris and Mark Olson, who were also excellent, playing to a crowd of about 200...

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hermon hermit | 30 June 2009 - 7:12pm

Surely there is an english archer in our presence

A little fire , a few arrows .. no flags.

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vgom | 1 July 2009 - 8:23pm

Mundo Jazz - Scally Scally Scouse

A fine song, written for Liverpool, European City of Culture 2008 - as videoed by me at Glastonbury Festival 2009.

(Apologies for tinny sound - original video far better, but has lost something in being converted to quicktime.)

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Mr Sparks | 4 July 2009 - 1:58pm

Similarly...

...I spent much more time at the Pyramid Stage than last year. Part of that for me was the weather, as being half way up the hill with the chairs out was a nice way to spend a sunny afternoon, but they did have an excellent mix on there this year. I even sat through Dizzie Rascal (not my scene at all), since he was on between Spinal Tap and CSN and there was little elsewhere I fancied at the time.

Rolf was packed wasn't it, even watching from the far side I could barely move. I'm surprised they didn't have him on the Pyramid Stage too.

I did spend Sunday afternoon walking through Green Futures, Arcadia, Shangri La, Trash City.. etc and that was a treat.

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kidpresentable | 4 July 2009 - 4:23pm
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