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Americans with taste?
Posted by Mr Drayton on 1 July 2010 - 6:07am.
Good ears American NPR listeners.
http://stereogum.com/425792/npr-listeners-top-50-albums-of-2010-so-far/l...
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I don't want to get pompous but.....
...are you suggesting that ordinarily the citizens of an entire country like the United States of America don't have the same distribution of taste - good, bad, vulgar, snobby, personal, not the same as you - as the citizens of any other country? If so I'd like to nail that canard here and now.
And anyway, the first American you meet will tell you that gauging the tastes of the average American on the basis of an NPR poll is like having a flick through the London Review Of Books and then thinking you know what the British are reading.
Blimey...
... is it NPR, Americans, lists or just poor Mr Drayton you don't like?
Allow me to clarify
What I don't like is the assumption that "Americans" (as if they were some homogenous group) have such historically bad taste that any sign that they don't is to be applauded. Sorry if I misinterpreted that or jumpe down anyone's throat. It just gets me. When's all said and done, most of this music was *invented* by Americans.
No, you're right...
... I was astounded by the fact that some Americans have taste. The country that gave us all kinds of dumb ass shit, where only a few (at last count 121) have passports and know where Spain is, gladly endorse carrying guns and charge the poor to have basic medical treatment. That country. Yes they invented rock n roll, but they also gave us Barney the Dinosaur, Miley Cyrus and Fox news.
But far more importantly...
... they let me live here. Near the beach, too. So they aren't all bad.
Why would you want to staple a goose?
Just asking
Living in America
For a year in California, teacher exchange, have to say David is absoltutely correct, and although popular opinion think otherwise,quite witty,though not well travelled.Having said that....
someone in a bar once told me they had family in London, I asked whereabouts, "Liverpool " came the reply.I was reported to the education board for telling the kids that in England we ate faggots.
Just let me say
... nah, fuck it, not worth it.
This reminds me of the story of Larry David (Drayton, you can look him up) when he did standup. He walked out on stage, picked up the mic, slowly panned his gaze across the audience, said "fuck it, you're not worth it", dropped the mic and walked off stage.
If only...
I could pay to see a comedian do that!
You'd have wasted your money
I'd much rather pay a comedian to entertain me than claim moral superiority and not even bother.
Yes, me too.
Sorry if the irony didn't come across. I hoped the use of the dog's dick would do it, but gah, the Internet is such an imperfect medium for this kind of thing.
Oh right, sorry
I thought a comedian coming out and doing that would actually be quite funny, so maybe you would want to see that. It's just that, it's hardly value for money, is it?
I must be having a bit of a slow day.
Yes, me too
Even for free on a open blog I'd rather be entertained and informed than suffer puerile bigotry and miniscule world views but dumb is dumb and it's everywhere.
If I were you then...
I'd avoid the Glock Chat messageboard. Current hot topic: "Yo, is it okay to shoot a fleeing intruder in the back?"
Chip on your shoulder?
Some Americans are ignorant, stupid and genuinely think Liverpool is in London - this is a fact. However, if you're not among that number, no need to get upset when this is pointed out.
Guess what, many English people are ignorant, stupid and think [insert name of city] is in [insert name of bigger city]. I don't get annoyed if people say English people are stupid, because some of them are. I know I'm not and that's the important thing. An attack on the people of a country (which, incidentally, I don't think has happened here at all) isn't an attack on you.
Generalisations
"An attack on the people of a country (which, incidentally, I don't think has happened here at all) isn't an attack on you."
Isn't it?
So it's OK to say "Scousers are thieves" or "The Irish are thick" or "All Muslims are terrorists" because some of them are, and those that aren't should know that the crass generalisation doesn't apply to them?
I think we'll have to agree to differ over that one Joe. I'm sure that won't cause you to lose any sleep.
Actually
I think I may have gone a bit over the top with that one. My rationale was that despite being English, if someone said "all the English are stupid", it wouldn't particularly bother me, and I could easily (I'd hope) prove them wrong. Anyway, being called stupid isn't exactly the end of the world.
However, if I were a Muslim and people were saying "all Muslims are terrorists", I don't think I'd have the same opinion.
If it's alright with you, I'd like to furiously backtrack on that one. I'll give it a bit more thought before posting something potentially incendiary in future.
Backtrack away
Backtrack away, Joe; furiously or otherwise.
U.S.A.
Remembered fondly, really great people, generous, friendly too, I never bought that "Don't get Irony".Cliche.
Dumb is dumb
This is all getting a bit heavy for me. FWIW, I have removed my original comment, & will read with interest, but no longer comment on this thread.
Good & bad everywhere.
Amen.
As opposed
to seeing Larry David do it.
... of the story of Larry David (Drayton, you can look him up)
Bollocks.
This guy's great
Reminds me of the long ago episode of King of the Hill where Hank says 'Luanne, just when I think you can't get any dumber, you keep right on talking.'
'I heart Glee' (indeed) Drayton.
Come on...
I know I've asked you before, but it really would make my job a lot easier if you eased up on the aggressive posting and personal attacks - rightly or wrongly, it puts peoples' backs up, and makes them far more likely to react to the tone of your post rather than its actual content.
If someone's point of view upsets you, then address the point, don't insult the person.
Apologies for singling you out, but you do seem to be making a habit of this kind of thing - it goes without saying that this applies to everybody.
Fraser, this guy quotes my post,
shouts 'BOLLOCKS' (contravening the rules, no?), I retort with a line from a cartoon (albeit from the hated USA, arch enemy of the Dear Leader) and you smack ME?
I don't think you're playing fair here, Fraser and it saddens me.
There are clearly some deeply bigoted people within the Wordsosphere and it seems that pointing the finger at that bigotry gets more rebuke than the bigotry itself.
Fairness
I'm genuinely sorry you feel like that, as I try extremely hard to remain impartial. If Mr Drayton had a history of rudeness to other readers I'd certainly bring it up with him, but so far it's one example. Either way, two wrongs don't make a right, and I try to give people the benefit of the doubt, at least initially.
I'm sure there are bigots within the Wordosphere, just as there are everywhere, and you've got every right to challenge it where you find it, but I'll say it again: address the point, argue your case, but don't insult the person, and reign in the aggressive stance - I hope this isn't asking too much. For a start, people will be far more likely to listen, and hopefully to agree with you.
For better or worse, this IS a community, and we've all got to adapt our behaviour to get along, me included. It's why we have the house rules. If someone wants to disagree with someone else, brilliant. It's why the site is here. But I'd really hope we're capable of doing this without being aggressive or insulting, because - as you've seen - that tends to poison the atmosphere for everyone.
Hope this makes sense.
Dear Lord
I wish I could have Fraser on the end of the line as a guidance counseller during arguments.
Korea opportunities
If on his next visit to the Democratic People's Republic Fraser can get to see Kim Jong-Il and give him one of his stern-but-fair talkings-to, I think the bonkers dictator might see sense and stop trying to blow up the world.
A nuparrow for the title of your post!
Slugger O'Toole
Fraser, Mick Fealty over on www.sluggerotoole.com has a great posting rule borrowed from football and gaelic football: play the ball, not the man. I think it should be observed here.
It works at Slugger which is that most thankless of zones - a Northern Irish politics blog. (Mick's regular dolling out of yellow cards also help.) Slugger, as a result, is an amazingly mannered place given the eco-system in which is exists.
Although, calling Slugger a blog is like calling Henrik Larsson a centre forward, it is so much more than its definition.
*a Larssson reverie envelopes a grown man on his way to bed. Sleeps tight*
To be fair to Mr Drayton
His wording does specifically reference NPR listeners, and inviting debate on whether they are "Americans with taste".
I think we're in danger....
....of agreeing with each other loudly, for which i must take the blame. Howevere, using the expression "Americans with taste" does rather suggest that this in some way makes them exceptional. It's like them saying "British with good teeth". This tends to be their only prejudice about us, which may mean they don't pay enough attention to us to develop any others.
Confession..
I thought the bad teeth jibe originated from the Simpsons.
Bad teeth
I thought that was The French.
No
that's garlic breath and a love of Le Piat d'Or
Ahh
Thanks.
I've got god-awful teeth
and have taken them to America with me 3 times.
Each visit was a joy and all the natives I met were non-dentally judgmental, welcoming and (apparently)rather erudite.
Apart from the ones who said 'Eee-yuugh, like, your teeth? Like wow, I mean, Gaaahd... Hey are you from, like, England?'
They didn't. I jest. Even if they had I'd still like them for the fact of Niles Crane alone.
Fillings
I've got pretty bad teeth - love of sweet things as a kid (and..er..now). Once, on a visit to Washington, a filling fell out and I needed to get it replaced. So, relying on the Yellow Pages, picked up Washington's answer to Dr Nick Riviera. He was staggered by the amount of fillings in my mouth, and called all of his dental colleagues to view the state of my teeth before loudly commenting that no American kid would have been allowed to have got into that state.
$80 that cost me!
Actually French people do have bad teeth
They knock them sideways falling off bicycles, overbalancing because of the onions round their necks.
Must be true because - as Ben Stiller's character says in Dodgeball - "I read it - in a book!".
Can't we just take things...
with a pinch of salt? It's pretty obvious, on a board that practically worships HBO, The Hold Steady, The National etc., that we collectively think Americans have great taste; in fact, it's that very knowledge that makes it pleasing to joke otherwise.
exactly
it's those Muslim Scousers you have to worry about, like Red Empire said up there ^ ... stealing your hubcaps five times a day
Heh
But I don't think it's a good analogy because in the world of the Word website we have already established that we are big fans of American things, and it's that fact that gives the joke its safety net.
It's like if your wife asks you how she looks and you kid her about it. If you really did think she looked awful then it would be an unpleasant and cruel joke and you an unpleasant and cruel person. But since you love her and think she looks stunning, the joke takes on a different dimension. To me, that's what's happening here with the American thing. I stress 'to me', outrage being in the eye of the beholder obviously.
Red Empire?
That was Joe Stalin, guv', not me.
And don't get me started on the bloody Russians...
Fucking Ada
Keep your wigs on girls.
Ever heard of irony?
Who is Larry David again?
So what do think of the list?
No, go on, tell us and I won't damn a whole nation with a flippant sentence ever again.
Apart from Germany.
And maybe Scotland.
Bunch of faggots
Where are Bon Jovi?
Counting their money......
somewhere round the back of the O2 Arena -
Jon's gone out for some more cans of L'Oreal and Richie is plugged in to his iPod watching Larry David videos
Yawn
Just another tiresome generalistaion, along the lines of all soaps are rubbish and watched by thick people, The Sun is pure evil, etc, etc,
*finally dies after being beaten about the head with the same orange in a sock for the past million years*
By the way....
I like NPR and the All Songs Considered podcast that this list comes from, and if anyone can spare a few seconds away from pulling each other to pieces, it's actually a pretty good chunk of music to investigate and comment on.....
Said it before and will say it again here
All the best current music is coming from the USA. However i really believe it has a bigger audience here than in its own country which still thrives on classic rock crap and a saccharine soaked version of country music. Even someone as mainstream as The Dixie Chicks gets kicked off the airwaves for daeing to voice an opinion about the last buffoon who ran that great land. Next thing you know there are countless record burning parties and hate mail by the sackful directed at someone daring to espouse their view. If that is democracy you can stick it up your arse. I didnt think the original post was offensive but thought DH's response was unnecessary and My American Mates input was inflammatory. We shouldn't be really surprised by that since he has already told us what a nasty lot we are.
Time, gentlemen, please.
This is about the third or fourth post in the last month that has descended rather rapidly into some light- and not so light-hearted American bashing. Having lived in the US for the last 6 years I suddenly find myself getting a bit uppity when Brits start putting the boot in. I'm genuinely intrigued as to why people find it acceptable to ridicule and caricature Americans in ways that would be deemed completely unacceptable for other nations. Is it because Brits perceive Americans as an unruly, vulgar and misbehaving bunch of Europeans, who really should know better, and are therefore fair game for abuse? If there's one thing I've learned through living over here, it's that America, despite the language similarities, is not like Europe at all. Before coming to the States I lived in rural Andalucia for four years and that felt far less "foreign" to me than the US.
Anyway, yesterday I got a phone call from my health insurance company. A bloke from Denver, his voice worn down to a monotone by the tedium of his job, suddenly perked up when he heard my accent. Deviating from his usual spiel he went off on a tangent about how he loved UK prog, his career as a drummer, and his musical friendships with Robert Fripp and Ginger Baker. We had a nice chat about our mutual love of Brian Eno and then, perhaps wary that the conversation was being recorded by his employer, he reverted to health insurance mode. Our little conversation intrigued me. Here was an evidently talented and jobbing drummer, 58 years old, who was making ends meet doing phone work for health insurance. I don't really know what my point is, but it somehow summed up what America feels like to me. There is no sense of entitlement over here, and most people seem to be working their arses off to stay afloat.
Somewhat similar
Much of what Martin says is right - I've been here 8 years in August, and lived principally in Virginia, although been around a lot of different places.
I would add, from personal experience (so, not a huge data set):
America - very, very big country. Lots and lots people.
That means - lots and lots of dumb, arrogant, obnoxious, narrow minded, obese [enter stereotype here] people.
It also means - lots and lots of smart, funny, generous, well traveled, cosmopolitan, open minded, attractive people. Law of large numbers.
Characteristics can vary from State to State; West Virginia - not as cosmopolitan as where I currently live in terms of exposure to external culture and influence. Terrific people. NoVa - almost exact opposite.
I've met some of the best people I'll ever meet here; I've also met the worst. It's the law of large numbers.
NPR, to get more specific, is the nearest thing I've found to BBC Radio - and I mean that as a compliment. Best of Radio 4, Radio 2 and 3 - news, chat, comedy and music, and generally to a really high standard.
Can I just say that
I love Americans. Not all of them, obviously that would be stupid.
But many of the humans I have felt actual real *love* for - fraternal, collegiate, sexual or otherwise have been Americans.
That is all.
It's a little like the old joke
about the fireman on his retirement.
How did you get your nickname, he was asked. Well he says; " I saved 100 cats from trees, do they call me Geordie the cat saver? No. I rescued 23 old ladies from public toilets, do they call me Geordie the Old Lady Saver? No. I have put out endless fires, do they call me Geordie the fireman? No. You suck one cock..."
From a simple posting with what I thought an ironic heading and a shit load of vitriol comes my way.
Nice community.
Over and out.
Mr Drayton
Heppo has apologised for his initial response to your post, which should make it obvious how easily these things can be mis-interpreted. Plus, you've been a member here long enough to know that there's always the chance that an ironic or jokey post will be read literally, or taken in a way you didn't intend, and how quickly things can spiral downwards once that has happened. It's a risk you take when writing anything online, and you shouldn't be altogether surprised if such posts backfire from time to time.
But that doesn't excuse any vitriol aimed at you personally - I'm sure you're aware of how much we deplore such responses. Sincere apologies for that.
Up arrow for Mr Drayton
blimey, he was only trying to make an eye-catching post heading. We'll all have to be careful from now on.
Anyway, following on from the mood-lightening joke post, here's one I heard recently, apologies for those Football Weekly listeners out there.
A married couple visit the sex therapist as the wife never reaches orgasm. The therapist comes to the conclusion that the bedroom is too hot and advises them to buy a fan but, being a bit cheap, the guy decides to ask his mate to come round and waft a towel at them during lovemaking.
However, the try as they might, the wife still didn't get there so they decide to try an experiment and let the mate have sex with the wife and the husband to waft the towel. This time she reaches an explosive orgasm and as they are lying there naked and panting, the husband comes over to the bed, points his finger in his mates face and says "now THAT is how you waft a towel!"
Actually, this was told as a Paddy and Mick joke (by an Irishman) but I didn't want to risk another shit-storm of indignation.
Cripes
What did I start?
I'm with Mr Drayton on this one
The original posting was totally benign. I didn't read it as an assault on America. Unfortunately MyAmericanMate, not for the first time, seems to be experiencing a sense of humour bypass. Fine but is there a need for sarcastic putdowns of other people on the site? I don't think so. On record, most of my working life has been involved with USA either living there, visiting there or dealing with American people. I have a lot of American friends - few if any share exactly the same sense of humour but they are funny in their own way. Their culture in terms of literature, music and film has provided some of the most inspirational experiences of my life. Unfortunately they have exported some of the most undiluted drivel too. As the saying goes you take the rough with the smooth. By the way NPR as another poster pointed out is doing an excellent job in USA and is as uncommercial as America gets which is why the list contains hardly any mainstream artists and is similar to what is enjoyed by many on this site.
Well said - I should have read yours
before I posted my own below - very similar sentiments to mine but more eloquently put!
Like many, I fell in love with America...
...through the music, the movies and yes, the accent (or accents, plural as I now realise). Consequently when I first went there in 1989 I was in awe, and the soundtrack that I'd learned for years before played in my head everywhere I went no matter how mundane. It was just 'cool'.
And even now - and I work daily with Texans and DC folk and visit the country for work regularly - I can still see it that way. Yes, I've come across the bigotry and small-mindedness from time to time, but I also get plenty of that in the UK. And I welcome most Americans' hospitality, unfailing cheerfulness and positivity - something I definitely miss in the UK.
The only thing I'd change is the earnestness - many a time I've regretted cracking a childish joke in a business meeting.
Jokes in a business meeting
There's a really good book called "Watching The English (The Hidden Rules of English Behaviour)" by Kate Fox that touches on the problems that crop up when English people are dealing with Americans, or any foreigners just about, in a business context, or indeed any social environment. There are certain conversational traits that English people use, and instinctively understand, that foreigners, not on the same wavelength, are baffled by. Largely it involves irony, understatement etc. but what it boils down to is that a lot of what English people say, in normal conversation, isn't meant to be taken at face value. In fact English people often say the opposite of what they mean.
If say you were late for work and, on arrival, your boss was to say that it was "good of you to drop in"; an English person would instinctively "get" the withering sarcasm and interpret it for what it is: a stern ticking off.
If he was then to suggest that "it might be helpful" if you were to complete a certain task, what (s)he is really saying is that it should have been done last week.
If it's tipping down with rain, wind howling etc., you just know that at every bus stop in the land someone will say to someone else: "lovely day".
We're the ones who are weird.
Great book anyway. Recommended holiday read.
Perhaps it's too late
For this point to be made, but Im not fully convinced that the original list that was posted proves that NPR listeners have taste.
In America
you get food to eat, you don't have to run through the jungle and scuff up your feet. You just sing about Jesus and drink wine all day. It's great to be an American.
I have been away
for a few days and missed all the fun.
I guess I may have more thoughts than most on this topic - UK born - moved to the US 13 years ago - became a citizen last year. I guess I like the place.
I work in sales - my Englishness sticks out like a sore thumb - and I have never seen it as a problem - quite the reverse - a good ice breaker. The comment above about earnestness - maybe inhigh powered meetings - but regular sales meetings - I would say more relaxed than the UK - always time for a joke!
Generaizations - well - all I know is there are all sorts out there - a lot of good ones and few a--holes thrown in - I know as many British A--holes as American a--holes.
To the spirit of the original post - what we do see is the NPR listeners have the same weird taste in music as Word readers - perhaps thats why I like the radio staion AND the magazine - but both camps are pretty much in the minority.
I would hazard a guess that only small fraction of the general public of either country would have even heard of more than a handful of the bands on the list.
So congratulations Word readers - welcome to your radio station
well to be honest
...yesterday afternoon I was speaking to a very pleasant young American lady (my wife was there too so don't get the wrong idea) who heard us talking about the fact that we had to get our plane back to Birmingham from Amsterdam (sorry..place dropping) in about 4 hours and could we slip in anotehr beer or two before we had to go, who asked if we lived anywhere near where Nick Drake was from. Sadly not but she seemed to think it was remarkably close. Does that show good taste? I think so although my wife, resolutely northen English, has a an opinion totally at odds with mine. Taste has nothing to do with nationality.