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ALL HAIL TOTP - The Massive's Choice!

Bodhisattva's picture

OK, go to YouTube and find a classic TOTP appearance and let us here build the greatest episode ever.

First Up, in at 26 it's:

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is it just me...

or do these threads with heaps of youtube clips reduce everybodys machine (assuming your machine is, say, 3-4 years old) to almost a standstill?

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ivan | 9 March 2011 - 4:48pm

Its the speed of The Word Server

…I think, combined maybe with some clunky Youtube script that has to vet each embedded video, that causes the problem. Regardless of your connection, some pages are almost unloadable. My machine is a quad, so no its not your computer thats to blame.

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Marky | 9 March 2011 - 4:57pm

It's not the Word server

None of the video code is served by us - it's all served by YouTube. But yes, a thread with multiple instances of flash will always be slow loading, whoever's hosting it.

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Fraser Lewry | 9 March 2011 - 4:58pm

If you've got a Mac..

and are running Safari 5, then install the ClickToFlash plugin.

It replaces all flash video content with HTML5, and really speeds up pages like this one.

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JQW | 9 March 2011 - 10:37pm

Thanks

That was a good tip JQW. Definitely works better with that. No wonder everyones turned against Flash eh

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Marky | 10 March 2011 - 12:06am

Would it be a bandwidth thing?

I'm at home at the moment with a big Virgin pipe. So to speak. Anyway. This page loads in a couple of seconds on my 2y/o lappie. Try it at work with a creaky BT Broadband hookup and it grunts and grumbles in over a fair time.

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Lenny Law | 10 March 2011 - 12:10am

it could be any amount of things, Lenny...

but even now, if I try and open the 'pop stars who stirred your loins' thread, I might as well nip out and make a cuppa before coming back; this is the same interweb connection that allowed me to torrent the Let It Be movie* in half an hour - 700Mb.

If i turn on the windows task manager, the amount of memory that the browser appears to hog when there's youtube heavy stuff going on is just scary. I think, perhaps, this laptop is older than I thought. If I had the wherewithall to nuke it and reinstall from scratch, I would.

(* Clear conscience - once the Fabs decide to release it commercially, I'll pay over my money, until then, i'll stick with this, ta!)

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ivan | 10 March 2011 - 1:36am

anyway.....

what this thread needs is a theme tune:

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Nick Duvet | 10 March 2011 - 3:30pm
Five-Centres | 9 March 2011 - 4:52pm

Superb Choice!

And whither the Scott? "Wanna be a gunslinger? Don't be a rock singer - Eeny Meeny Miney Mo Will Get You Where You Wanna Go...." As good a lyric as any in pop.

And her deadpanning the groove while pregnant - one of THE great TOTP perfs ever.

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Bodhisattva | 9 March 2011 - 5:04pm

And Level 42's

Phil Gould playing drums.

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Mrxsg | 10 March 2011 - 10:47pm

Instant Karma

we need the theme and a chart rundown:

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Seamus | 9 March 2011 - 4:52pm

Damn it

The week I was born. Never seen that before.

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stevev | 9 March 2011 - 5:37pm

A month before I popped out

Can't believe I've never seen it before.

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fedoraboy | 30 March 2011 - 10:48pm

This is how we danced

Top dollybirds dancing to a Groovy Beat Group (It's how they spoke,don't blame me )

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Sour Crout | 9 March 2011 - 5:16pm

Good old-fashioned family entertainment...

...from a group with a singer wearing a terrorist balaclava :-)

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Paolo Meccano | 9 March 2011 - 5:17pm

Not my era

but I always loved seeing it on TOTP2 with Dame Elton on pianner

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jimmyshoes01 | 9 March 2011 - 5:26pm

Someone say Dame?

Game changing performance

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Bodhisattva | 9 March 2011 - 5:29pm

Funnily enough

this clip followed the T Rex tune on my homemade VHS of music taped of the telly.
Halcyon days.

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jimmyshoes01 | 9 March 2011 - 7:40pm

This simply cannot be beaten, for the legs alone

Not TOTP, that's been wiped, so let's pretend.

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Five-Centres | 9 March 2011 - 5:31pm

Why

do I suddenly feel the need to go and buy a VW Beetle after watching that?

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Jim M | 9 April 2011 - 9:55pm

Hot Pants! Hunky Drummer!

and variations of it still being sung week in week out at a football ground near you

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Richard Lowe | 9 March 2011 - 5:35pm

Ohhhhh!

Not one but two instances of the loin-stirring (for the younger bassclef) Sally Carr.

I must go and have a lie down, immediately.

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bassclef (not verified) | 9 March 2011 - 8:03pm

Have another...

Soleil, soleil, geddit? Do you think they changed the spelling so as not to confuse the average 1972 punter?

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Nick Duvet | 10 March 2011 - 9:50pm

And...

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Lucas Hare | 9 March 2011 - 5:40pm

No pretence to live performance

I still love this.

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Big Guxy | 9 March 2011 - 5:44pm

Roxy Music Virginia Plain

I was only about 5 or 6 when I saw this but I loved it then and I still do

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Ozmium | 9 March 2011 - 6:20pm

I was about 15

and I remember where I was when I saw it first (in a Youth Hostel in the Scottish Highlands.

This clip would also be my choice for TOTP.

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Handsome.P.Wonderful | 10 March 2011 - 5:17pm
Neil Jung | 9 March 2011 - 6:41pm

Watched this in awe back then..

...although I already had "Killer".

(Also was slightly miffed that the boppin' moppet in the pink floral smock refuses to be intimidated by Alice and rather upstages him...wonder who she was?)

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Bodhisattva | 9 March 2011 - 6:48pm

..and... RELAX

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Neil Jung | 9 March 2011 - 6:45pm

Time for a top 30 rundown

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Andy Mackenzie | 9 March 2011 - 7:01pm

I Always Thought...

...it was a total liberty for old Shane Fenton just to nick half of Bowie's Ziggy name to shirt-tail the glam wave. Surely he could could have altered it just a bit, but no. Alvin Stardust. I mean, they're not even related are they?

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Bodhisattva | 9 March 2011 - 7:25pm

Light bulb moment

Thank you,Bodhisattva. I'd never thought of that until you mentioned it.
Did the Dame do a Green Cross code ad ?

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Sour Crout | 9 March 2011 - 9:18pm

First single

I ever bought because of this performance:

The odd and wonderful Mael DNA and music that still packs a mighty whallop.

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Ahh_Bisto | 9 March 2011 - 7:25pm

Wise words, wise words indeed

also - and very importantly - a rhythm section of the British variety that would offer you outside and beat the living crap out of you. Even the Beatles Bowie and T-Rex had that hard image too - that they could cope with it all kicking off in a WMC in Huddersfield. I like many modern bands but would like them more if they had more of that "don't mess"

I remember seeing Roxy doing 'All I Want Is You' on tele and even as a mere namby Southern bairn realising that under the sneery glamour that they were a bit 'tasty'

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FakeGeordie | 10 March 2011 - 2:53pm

Two men with fixed ideas on what's the coolest way

to hold a bass guitar:

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STD | 9 March 2011 - 7:34pm

I'm sorry, but how fucking cool was Phil Lynott?!

He just oozed charisma, talent and sex appeal. Every time I watch him I have a little "question my sexuality" moment. I must have amassed about 2 days worth of QMSMs by now. Bloody hell, if I'd been born a lass I'd have been bashing on the backstage door to be given an audience with the roguish charmer.

They really don't make 'em like that any more.

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Patrick Crowther | 9 March 2011 - 9:47pm

Agreed. The thing about Lynott for me is

There have been people in music who had that "I am a God walking among mere mortals" thing (Hendrix, perhaps). And then lots have that "your cool mate down the pub" easy charm (Edwyn Collins, say). But watching that video I was reminded again how Philomena's lad was able to do both at the same time, in the self same gesture, and I can't think of another person who could do that.

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STD | 9 March 2011 - 10:03pm
STD | 9 March 2011 - 7:35pm

Just coz weer all crazee now.

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Pencilsqueezer | 9 March 2011 - 7:54pm

Another first single

purchased for me to cheer me up during a bout of chickenpox.

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bassclef (not verified) | 9 March 2011 - 8:12pm

Hmmm

Let's have a quiet moment with a Ladyboy...

Complete with Dave Davies looking like a proto Andrew Graham-Dixon

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Richie B | 9 March 2011 - 8:24pm

10cc performing 'I'm Not in Love'...

on the Christmas Top of the Pops in 1975. Sensational sound.

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Patrick Crowther | 9 March 2011 - 9:10pm

Sonny and Cher

It's the way Sonny tries to make Cher laugh that makes this one my favourite.

PS. Apologies for the credits.

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sarahg | 9 March 2011 - 9:17pm

Play that Candelabra-Saxophone thing

Boomtown Rats - Rat Trap

First TOTP Performance I clearly remember seeing

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Rigid Digit | 9 March 2011 - 9:23pm

The night of the disappearing Tam...

Talk of the playground the next day - clearly out of sorts background singer vanishes at 2 mins mark...remarkable.

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Morrison | 9 March 2011 - 9:36pm

I've watched this video so many times.

I don' think he's out of sorts. I think he's a mate who's been drafted in to replace someone, or is just doing it for a laugh. He has no idea what the words or dance moves are and is plainly rather amused before it all gets too much. I reckon one of the studio bods pulled him off (oo-er) whilst there's the closeup on the lead singer.

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Lenny Law | 9 March 2011 - 11:14pm

Culture alienation, boredom and despair.....

I found a cure

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Johnny Topaz | 9 March 2011 - 9:36pm
Johnny Topaz | 9 March 2011 - 9:47pm

Some cool 80s funky pop fun!

Propaganda

Scritti Politti

Orange Juice

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Sven Garlic | 9 March 2011 - 9:55pm

You are really spoiling us Sven...

Thankyou so, so much for the Talk Talk fest. You even included my faves 'Living In Another World' & 'I Believe In You'. So many of those clips & vids are completely new to me; Sir, I salute you!

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andielou | 10 March 2011 - 11:21pm

No Jocky Wilson whimsy

This is serious stuff:

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STD | 9 March 2011 - 10:05pm

Christmas

Gilbert O'Sullivan and a Pans People "Literal" dance. Perfect TOTP

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Dave Amitri | 9 March 2011 - 10:21pm

'The Status Quo'

Special Effects!

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Helena Handcart | 9 March 2011 - 10:25pm

When your dad says

"I bet he's on drugs", he's right

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ian s | 9 March 2011 - 10:34pm

And, suddenly, lots of teenaged boys had to pop upstairs..

(Bit of classic TOTP camera-work as the zooms of Cheryl Baker's crotch get closer and closer..)

Much discussion of this at school on the Friday morning, I remember. Plus a lot of squinting.

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Lenny Law | 9 March 2011 - 11:17pm

Similarly...

Blimey.

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Paolo Meccano | 10 March 2011 - 2:01pm
Almost Simon | 10 March 2011 - 2:34pm

I used to get a bit tense...

...when Foxx were on TOTP, too:

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Paul Vincent | 10 March 2011 - 2:42pm

...and around 3:20 on this one

I distinctly recall almost falling off the settee, making mumbled excuses, and leaving the room:

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Paul Vincent | 10 March 2011 - 2:47pm
Almost Simon | 10 March 2011 - 2:52pm

It was never "cool" but, my god, it looks ridiculous.

That one with the hat on (Jay or something?) was always considered a show-off when WE were young & what on earth was she wearing? A camisole tucked into her undercrackers? And as for the poor fellas...

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andielou | 10 March 2011 - 11:40pm

Why try to be realistic

when you can just be weird and silly and get away with it?

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Cadabra | 9 March 2011 - 11:18pm

Wasn't the reality...

...that Kurt had laryngitis and TOTP's ludicrous 'no-miming' policy meant he had to croak his way through the performance?

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Paolo Meccano | 10 March 2011 - 2:19pm

That's probably likely but

he's not even attempting to sing it "properly", is he? More likely he thought "Well if they insist I sing when my voice is fucked, I'll just do it in a silly voice (which won't hurt my throat), and if they don't like it they can go **** themselves".

Either way, it worked out pretty well!

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Cadabra | 10 March 2011 - 8:33pm

1982

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longtonian | 9 March 2011 - 11:59pm

To paparphrase our own

James Blast "it was like the aliens had landed" more ups than I can give.

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Dave Amitri | 10 March 2011 - 12:05am

Ooh Betty

I don't recall Frank Spencer having a record out.

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Neil Jung | 10 March 2011 - 7:22pm
Black Type | 10 March 2011 - 1:28am

AC/DC June 1978

I was trying to find an episode in May 1978 which they recorded a couple of days after playing at Leeds Poly. One of the local ladies they took away with them was seen on screen, aiding a pervy DLT to introduce the band.

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Beany | 10 March 2011 - 1:31am

Watching that clip has crystalized something for me...

with regards my utter antipathy towards 99% of contemporary rock bands. The thing is, they just don't look like they're having a very good time playing music. Surely belting out rock n' roll songs is a fun thing to do, something Bon Scott seemed to grasp effortlessly. There he was on Top of the Pops, probably really excited about his band being on the programme, grinning from ear to ear.

Enjoy it, you bastards... there are worse things you could be doing to earn a living. Scowling doth not entertainment make.

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Patrick Crowther | 10 March 2011 - 12:17pm
Black Type | 10 March 2011 - 1:32am

what's the story here?

presumably they had nothing in their monitors

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Nick Duvet | 10 March 2011 - 2:10pm

Bernard Sumner pays tribute to Bez...

And you have to admire the sheer bloody mindedness of New Order, who at this stage were still insisting on attempting to do live versions tracks which are impossible to play live...

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Dr Volume | 10 March 2011 - 3:27am

Is that a boy or a girl?

No it's a giant Ice Cream playing Bass..

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Dr Volume | 10 March 2011 - 3:34am

not seen this for years!!

not seen this for years!! All hail Messrs Drummond & Cauty

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seanioio | 10 March 2011 - 10:31am

Now that's

entertainment!

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uproar13 | 12 March 2011 - 9:14pm

At number 3....

It's Jethro Tull, with 1 of the hardest songs to bop along to ever seen on the Pops. Kudos to the audience for giving it their best shot.

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Travis Bickle | 10 March 2011 - 6:52am

Clog Rock

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Nick Duvet | 10 March 2011 - 8:55am

Next day at school...

... "were they on drugs?"

Also one episode remember. I do...

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ganglesprocket | 10 March 2011 - 9:20am

I remember Kirsty Macoll

said that she'd deliberately dressed down for the show, hence the not very fetching denim clobber, expecting the Mondays to turn up looking like scruffy urbin goblins. Unbeknown to her, Tony Wilson had given the Mondays a wad of notes and sent them off to buy some expensive designer threads....

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Dr Volume | 11 March 2011 - 1:06am

One defining show in 1970

When both Deep Purple (Black Night) and Black Sabbath (Paranoid) appeared. Here is the Purps clip; the Sabs are sadly missing from YouTube. I included a later one instead 8-}


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Beany | 10 March 2011 - 10:47am

I love Never Say Die........

......great stuff.

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Almost Simon | 10 March 2011 - 2:47pm

Aarrgh........

I so wanted to include the Legs & Co interpretation of Bankrobber but can't find it!!!

Here's the girls strutting their stuff to Sid's "Something Else"

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Six Dog | 10 March 2011 - 12:26pm

This what you're after?

Uploaded with ImageShack.us

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David Rothon | 10 March 2011 - 2:17pm

Ha!

I don't believe I've ever seen that before. It's utterly ludicrous. The Clash must have gone mental.

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Five-Centres | 10 March 2011 - 2:57pm

The Clash?

Why? Was there music on that clip? I never noticed...

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Beany | 10 March 2011 - 6:49pm

Yes! The very same. Much obliged Dave...

Never fails to amuse that one!

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Six Dog | 10 March 2011 - 4:25pm

By the time they got to "This is a Stick up"

I had a bit of a stick-up myself..

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STD | 10 March 2011 - 8:41pm

John Peel on mandolin

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Nick Duvet | 10 March 2011 - 2:14pm

This was 'my' band

16 years old, I was. In a school band. This clip turned me upside down.

You see, this clip showed that it was possible to play simple, fast rock'n'roll (NOT rock) without being a bearded virtuoso muso dude.

Changed my musical life and totally set the scene for punk.

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Jorrox | 10 March 2011 - 2:30pm

Great Mini Skirt Action

Made a big impression on an early teenager. Oh, and some TRex.

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itfc1959 | 10 March 2011 - 2:51pm

*

a@

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itfc1959 | 10 March 2011 - 3:09pm

Errr...

It has.

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Patrick Crowther | 10 March 2011 - 3:10pm

The Stranglers.......

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Almost Simon | 10 March 2011 - 3:03pm

And, surely...

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mikethep | 10 March 2011 - 3:24pm

Blimey...

The Hairy Cornflake really was hairy, wasn't he?

The Blockheads... what a strange, strange noise they made. When one really concentrates on what they are playing the music's sheer oddness hits home. It is unclassifiable... it's not jazz, it's not reggae, it's not rock... I suppose it's simply Blockheads music. And it is bloody fantastic.

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Patrick Crowther | 10 March 2011 - 3:32pm

Yes!

There's some music that's so perfectly of itself, bearing no apparent relationship to anything else, that you simply can't imagine the creative processes that went into it. I felt the same way about the Band's first couple of albums.

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mikethep | 10 March 2011 - 3:42pm

Number 1 in '88.

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boywoolner | 10 March 2011 - 4:01pm

For me

(and possibly me alone)

It would be JJ72 doing "Snow" - that was a moment when it seemed like one of my then favourite bands might go global - they didn't, but I'm still a fan

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badger_king | 10 March 2011 - 6:22pm

Mmmmmm.........Hillary..........

Sigh

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Six Dog | 11 March 2011 - 10:50am

See? They Really Were A Group Once!

The lesser spotted XTC, captured.

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Bodhisattva | 10 March 2011 - 6:36pm

Powell and Priest...

Powell and Saxon...

Shoot the cameraman moment: When the guitar solo starts in the Saxon clip, we are treated to an extended shot of the chap with the tache playing the bass.

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Patrick Crowther | 10 March 2011 - 9:00pm

SAHB

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Mike_H | 10 March 2011 - 9:24pm

You can't beat a bit of Alex

superb!!!

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Almost Simon | 10 March 2011 - 10:08pm

Bonzos

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Mike_H | 10 March 2011 - 9:27pm

Dusty

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Mike_H | 10 March 2011 - 9:30pm

The Who 5.15

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plumb1909 | 10 March 2011 - 9:44pm

It's Simon Mayo's comment at the end

..the presenter knows how great this is even if the audience doesn't.

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ian s | 10 March 2011 - 9:55pm

How can it be that some people can think Mr Cope to be..

..well..

..a bit..

..odd?

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Lenny Law | 10 March 2011 - 10:21pm

And Another

'infamous' one - apparently a clip which hastily became an outtake.

Grrrrr...

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torrential1 | 10 March 2011 - 10:57pm

Denis..

I'm sure I remember my dad paying extra attention to TOTP that night.

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Lenny Law | 11 March 2011 - 12:20am

Have we done the playground Boy/Girl bit yet...

What a voice he has...

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Six Dog | 11 March 2011 - 10:52am

Was amazed

to get this far down without this! Must be the slightly younger generation....

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uproar13 | 12 March 2011 - 9:16pm

J&V

Love the show Steve.

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Art Vandelay | 11 March 2011 - 11:19am

Needs more 90s!

Invasion of the ponces:

An unsigned band on TOTP! The majority of viewers listen for ten seconds and wish they were unheard, too:

Pedant's coda: Suede originally signed a two-single deal with Nude records, before re-signing for x number of albums, so at the moment they recorded the above appearance they too were "unsigned".

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Cadabra | 11 March 2011 - 11:59am

Bis

Good grief. Erased from memory. Riot Grrrl... oh lordy.

Anyone for a bit of Shonen Knife?

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Six Dog | 11 March 2011 - 7:15pm

Bis really weren't considered Riot Grrrl, were they?

Sadly, Huggy Bear never were invited onto TOTP...

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Paolo Meccano | 13 March 2011 - 7:59pm

My God

I had forgotten just how much that performance changed my life.
I will possibly go into it on a new thread as it has reawakened so many feelings from the past.
Thanks for the post.

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jimmyshoes01 | 11 March 2011 - 8:49pm

Do you mean

Suede or Bis? I suppose a case could be made for either. Go on then, spill!

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Cadabra | 13 March 2011 - 10:59pm

pifoyef

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bricameron | 11 March 2011 - 5:45pm

Following request for more 90s

Liam when he was sneeringly snarlingly sounding good and looking good. Remember finding this rather compelling and exciting at the time. Downhill after this!

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Sven Garlic | 11 March 2011 - 7:53pm

1971 The golden era - when vocals were live and ... different


Had a few then - have we?


Did you just say Hot Rex Tony?
Double Barrell - with the addition of JIG-A-JIG at the end and a girl dancing in her knickers - seems it was allowed on TOTP in 1971

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zough | 12 March 2011 - 3:16am

Not the best quality video, but....

Worth including for the moment around 1:40 where the song was so manic that nobody at the Beeb noticed the lyric "Baby can't you see I'm shitting brown water"....

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davejnick | 13 March 2011 - 9:00am

Syd and Jimi

The Floyd clip was discovered recently in pretty bad shape. This is all that's available at the moment. Would love to see the whole thing eventually.

Not as rare but still great.

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sarahg | 13 March 2011 - 10:18am

More 90s

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bassclef (not verified) | 13 March 2011 - 10:22am

Better than the video

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whitehorsehill | 30 March 2011 - 9:51pm

The Summer Of Frankie

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fedoraboy | 30 March 2011 - 10:57pm
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