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ALL HAIL TOTP - The Massive's Choice!
Posted by Bodhisattva on 9 March 2011 - 4:43pm.
OK, go to YouTube and find a classic TOTP appearance and let us here build the greatest episode ever.
First Up, in at 26 it's:
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is it just me...
or do these threads with heaps of youtube clips reduce everybodys machine (assuming your machine is, say, 3-4 years old) to almost a standstill?
Its the speed of The Word Server
…I think, combined maybe with some clunky Youtube script that has to vet each embedded video, that causes the problem. Regardless of your connection, some pages are almost unloadable. My machine is a quad, so no its not your computer thats to blame.
It's not the Word server
None of the video code is served by us - it's all served by YouTube. But yes, a thread with multiple instances of flash will always be slow loading, whoever's hosting it.
If you've got a Mac..
and are running Safari 5, then install the ClickToFlash plugin.
It replaces all flash video content with HTML5, and really speeds up pages like this one.
Thanks
That was a good tip JQW. Definitely works better with that. No wonder everyones turned against Flash eh
Would it be a bandwidth thing?
I'm at home at the moment with a big Virgin pipe. So to speak. Anyway. This page loads in a couple of seconds on my 2y/o lappie. Try it at work with a creaky BT Broadband hookup and it grunts and grumbles in over a fair time.
it could be any amount of things, Lenny...
but even now, if I try and open the 'pop stars who stirred your loins' thread, I might as well nip out and make a cuppa before coming back; this is the same interweb connection that allowed me to torrent the Let It Be movie* in half an hour - 700Mb.
If i turn on the windows task manager, the amount of memory that the browser appears to hog when there's youtube heavy stuff going on is just scary. I think, perhaps, this laptop is older than I thought. If I had the wherewithall to nuke it and reinstall from scratch, I would.
(* Clear conscience - once the Fabs decide to release it commercially, I'll pay over my money, until then, i'll stick with this, ta!)
anyway.....
what this thread needs is a theme tune:
I love the way Robin Scott catches that woman's eye
Superb Choice!
And whither the Scott? "Wanna be a gunslinger? Don't be a rock singer - Eeny Meeny Miney Mo Will Get You Where You Wanna Go...." As good a lyric as any in pop.
And her deadpanning the groove while pregnant - one of THE great TOTP perfs ever.
And Level 42's
Phil Gould playing drums.
Instant Karma
we need the theme and a chart rundown:
Damn it
The week I was born. Never seen that before.
A month before I popped out
Can't believe I've never seen it before.
This is how we danced
Top dollybirds dancing to a Groovy Beat Group (It's how they spoke,don't blame me )
Good old-fashioned family entertainment...
...from a group with a singer wearing a terrorist balaclava :-)
Not my era
but I always loved seeing it on TOTP2 with Dame Elton on pianner
Someone say Dame?
Game changing performance
Funnily enough
this clip followed the T Rex tune on my homemade VHS of music taped of the telly.
Halcyon days.
This simply cannot be beaten, for the legs alone
Not TOTP, that's been wiped, so let's pretend.
Why
do I suddenly feel the need to go and buy a VW Beetle after watching that?
Hot Pants! Hunky Drummer!
and variations of it still being sung week in week out at a football ground near you
Ohhhhh!
Not one but two instances of the loin-stirring (for the younger bassclef) Sally Carr.
I must go and have a lie down, immediately.
Have another...
Soleil, soleil, geddit? Do you think they changed the spelling so as not to confuse the average 1972 punter?
And...
No pretence to live performance
I still love this.
Roxy Music Virginia Plain
I was only about 5 or 6 when I saw this but I loved it then and I still do
I was about 15
and I remember where I was when I saw it first (in a Youth Hostel in the Scottish Highlands.
This clip would also be my choice for TOTP.
School's Out (39 years ago *sobs quietly*)
Watched this in awe back then..
...although I already had "Killer".
(Also was slightly miffed that the boppin' moppet in the pink floral smock refuses to be intimidated by Alice and rather upstages him...wonder who she was?)
..and... RELAX
Time for a top 30 rundown
I Always Thought...
...it was a total liberty for old Shane Fenton just to nick half of Bowie's Ziggy name to shirt-tail the glam wave. Surely he could could have altered it just a bit, but no. Alvin Stardust. I mean, they're not even related are they?
Light bulb moment
Thank you,Bodhisattva. I'd never thought of that until you mentioned it.
Did the Dame do a Green Cross code ad ?
First single
I ever bought because of this performance:
The odd and wonderful Mael DNA and music that still packs a mighty whallop.
Wise words, wise words indeed
also - and very importantly - a rhythm section of the British variety that would offer you outside and beat the living crap out of you. Even the Beatles Bowie and T-Rex had that hard image too - that they could cope with it all kicking off in a WMC in Huddersfield. I like many modern bands but would like them more if they had more of that "don't mess"
I remember seeing Roxy doing 'All I Want Is You' on tele and even as a mere namby Southern bairn realising that under the sneery glamour that they were a bit 'tasty'
Two men with fixed ideas on what's the coolest way
to hold a bass guitar:
I'm sorry, but how fucking cool was Phil Lynott?!
He just oozed charisma, talent and sex appeal. Every time I watch him I have a little "question my sexuality" moment. I must have amassed about 2 days worth of QMSMs by now. Bloody hell, if I'd been born a lass I'd have been bashing on the backstage door to be given an audience with the roguish charmer.
They really don't make 'em like that any more.
Agreed. The thing about Lynott for me is
There have been people in music who had that "I am a God walking among mere mortals" thing (Hendrix, perhaps). And then lots have that "your cool mate down the pub" easy charm (Edwyn Collins, say). But watching that video I was reminded again how Philomena's lad was able to do both at the same time, in the self same gesture, and I can't think of another person who could do that.
And why mime when you can Moonwalk?
Just coz weer all crazee now.
Another first single
purchased for me to cheer me up during a bout of chickenpox.
Hmmm
Let's have a quiet moment with a Ladyboy...
Complete with Dave Davies looking like a proto Andrew Graham-Dixon
10cc performing 'I'm Not in Love'...
on the Christmas Top of the Pops in 1975. Sensational sound.
Sonny and Cher
It's the way Sonny tries to make Cher laugh that makes this one my favourite.
PS. Apologies for the credits.
Play that Candelabra-Saxophone thing
Boomtown Rats - Rat Trap
First TOTP Performance I clearly remember seeing
The night of the disappearing Tam...
Talk of the playground the next day - clearly out of sorts background singer vanishes at 2 mins mark...remarkable.
I've watched this video so many times.
I don' think he's out of sorts. I think he's a mate who's been drafted in to replace someone, or is just doing it for a laugh. He has no idea what the words or dance moves are and is plainly rather amused before it all gets too much. I reckon one of the studio bods pulled him off (oo-er) whilst there's the closeup on the lead singer.
Culture alienation, boredom and despair.....
I found a cure
Like he was beamed in from outer space ....
Some cool 80s funky pop fun!
Propaganda
Scritti Politti
Orange Juice
You are really spoiling us Sven...
Thankyou so, so much for the Talk Talk fest. You even included my faves 'Living In Another World' & 'I Believe In You'. So many of those clips & vids are completely new to me; Sir, I salute you!
No Jocky Wilson whimsy
This is serious stuff:
Christmas
Gilbert O'Sullivan and a Pans People "Literal" dance. Perfect TOTP
'The Status Quo'
Special Effects!
When your dad says
"I bet he's on drugs", he's right
And, suddenly, lots of teenaged boys had to pop upstairs..
(Bit of classic TOTP camera-work as the zooms of Cheryl Baker's crotch get closer and closer..)
Much discussion of this at school on the Friday morning, I remember. Plus a lot of squinting.
Similarly...
Blimey.
this one caught my attention at the time.....
I used to get a bit tense...
...when Foxx were on TOTP, too:
...and around 3:20 on this one
I distinctly recall almost falling off the settee, making mumbled excuses, and leaving the room:
Aaaah, 1976, the year of the Guilty Pleasure...
It was never "cool" but, my god, it looks ridiculous.
That one with the hat on (Jay or something?) was always considered a show-off when WE were young & what on earth was she wearing? A camisole tucked into her undercrackers? And as for the poor fellas...
Why try to be realistic
when you can just be weird and silly and get away with it?
Wasn't the reality...
...that Kurt had laryngitis and TOTP's ludicrous 'no-miming' policy meant he had to croak his way through the performance?
That's probably likely but
he's not even attempting to sing it "properly", is he? More likely he thought "Well if they insist I sing when my voice is fucked, I'll just do it in a silly voice (which won't hurt my throat), and if they don't like it they can go **** themselves".
Either way, it worked out pretty well!
1982
To paparphrase our own
James Blast "it was like the aliens had landed" more ups than I can give.
Ooh Betty
I don't recall Frank Spencer having a record out.
Well, it's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it...
AC/DC June 1978
I was trying to find an episode in May 1978 which they recorded a couple of days after playing at Leeds Poly. One of the local ladies they took away with them was seen on screen, aiding a pervy DLT to introduce the band.
Watching that clip has crystalized something for me...
with regards my utter antipathy towards 99% of contemporary rock bands. The thing is, they just don't look like they're having a very good time playing music. Surely belting out rock n' roll songs is a fun thing to do, something Bon Scott seemed to grasp effortlessly. There he was on Top of the Pops, probably really excited about his band being on the programme, grinning from ear to ear.
Enjoy it, you bastards... there are worse things you could be doing to earn a living. Scowling doth not entertainment make.
And lest we forget, a true TOTP classic
what's the story here?
presumably they had nothing in their monitors
Bernard Sumner pays tribute to Bez...
And you have to admire the sheer bloody mindedness of New Order, who at this stage were still insisting on attempting to do live versions tracks which are impossible to play live...
Is that a boy or a girl?
No it's a giant Ice Cream playing Bass..
not seen this for years!!
not seen this for years!! All hail Messrs Drummond & Cauty
Now that's
entertainment!
At number 3....
It's Jethro Tull, with 1 of the hardest songs to bop along to ever seen on the Pops. Kudos to the audience for giving it their best shot.
Clog Rock
Next day at school...
... "were they on drugs?"
Also one episode remember. I do...
I remember Kirsty Macoll
said that she'd deliberately dressed down for the show, hence the not very fetching denim clobber, expecting the Mondays to turn up looking like scruffy urbin goblins. Unbeknown to her, Tony Wilson had given the Mondays a wad of notes and sent them off to buy some expensive designer threads....
One defining show in 1970
When both Deep Purple (Black Night) and Black Sabbath (Paranoid) appeared. Here is the Purps clip; the Sabs are sadly missing from YouTube. I included a later one instead 8-}
I love Never Say Die........
......great stuff.
Aarrgh........
I so wanted to include the Legs & Co interpretation of Bankrobber but can't find it!!!
Here's the girls strutting their stuff to Sid's "Something Else"
This what you're after?
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Ha!
I don't believe I've ever seen that before. It's utterly ludicrous. The Clash must have gone mental.
The Clash?
Why? Was there music on that clip? I never noticed...
Yes! The very same. Much obliged Dave...
Never fails to amuse that one!
By the time they got to "This is a Stick up"
I had a bit of a stick-up myself..
John Peel on mandolin
This was 'my' band
16 years old, I was. In a school band. This clip turned me upside down.
You see, this clip showed that it was possible to play simple, fast rock'n'roll (NOT rock) without being a bearded virtuoso muso dude.
Changed my musical life and totally set the scene for punk.
Great Mini Skirt Action
Made a big impression on an early teenager. Oh, and some TRex.
*
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Errr...
It has.
The Stranglers.......
And, surely...
Blimey...
The Hairy Cornflake really was hairy, wasn't he?
The Blockheads... what a strange, strange noise they made. When one really concentrates on what they are playing the music's sheer oddness hits home. It is unclassifiable... it's not jazz, it's not reggae, it's not rock... I suppose it's simply Blockheads music. And it is bloody fantastic.
Yes!
There's some music that's so perfectly of itself, bearing no apparent relationship to anything else, that you simply can't imagine the creative processes that went into it. I felt the same way about the Band's first couple of albums.
Number 1 in '88.
For me
(and possibly me alone)
It would be JJ72 doing "Snow" - that was a moment when it seemed like one of my then favourite bands might go global - they didn't, but I'm still a fan
Mmmmmm.........Hillary..........
Sigh
See? They Really Were A Group Once!
The lesser spotted XTC, captured.
Powell and Priest...
Powell and Saxon...
Shoot the cameraman moment: When the guitar solo starts in the Saxon clip, we are treated to an extended shot of the chap with the tache playing the bass.
SAHB
You can't beat a bit of Alex
superb!!!
Bonzos
Dusty
The Who 5.15
It's Simon Mayo's comment at the end
..the presenter knows how great this is even if the audience doesn't.
How can it be that some people can think Mr Cope to be..
..well..
..a bit..
..odd?
And Another
'infamous' one - apparently a clip which hastily became an outtake.
Grrrrr...
Denis..
I'm sure I remember my dad paying extra attention to TOTP that night.
Have we done the playground Boy/Girl bit yet...
What a voice he has...
Was amazed
to get this far down without this! Must be the slightly younger generation....
J&V
Love the show Steve.
Needs more 90s!
Invasion of the ponces:
An unsigned band on TOTP! The majority of viewers listen for ten seconds and wish they were unheard, too:
Pedant's coda: Suede originally signed a two-single deal with Nude records, before re-signing for x number of albums, so at the moment they recorded the above appearance they too were "unsigned".
Bis
Good grief. Erased from memory. Riot Grrrl... oh lordy.
Anyone for a bit of Shonen Knife?
Bis really weren't considered Riot Grrrl, were they?
Sadly, Huggy Bear never were invited onto TOTP...
My God
I had forgotten just how much that performance changed my life.
I will possibly go into it on a new thread as it has reawakened so many feelings from the past.
Thanks for the post.
Do you mean
Suede or Bis? I suppose a case could be made for either. Go on then, spill!
pifoyef
Following request for more 90s
Liam when he was sneeringly snarlingly sounding good and looking good. Remember finding this rather compelling and exciting at the time. Downhill after this!
1971 The golden era - when vocals were live and ... different
Had a few then - have we?
Did you just say Hot Rex Tony?
Double Barrell - with the addition of JIG-A-JIG at the end and a girl dancing in her knickers - seems it was allowed on TOTP in 1971
Not the best quality video, but....
Worth including for the moment around 1:40 where the song was so manic that nobody at the Beeb noticed the lyric "Baby can't you see I'm shitting brown water"....
Syd and Jimi
The Floyd clip was discovered recently in pretty bad shape. This is all that's available at the moment. Would love to see the whole thing eventually.
Not as rare but still great.
More 90s
Better than the video
The Summer Of Frankie