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Alias, alas
Posted by Paul on 2 June 2008 - 1:43pm.
You may not have noticed, but on the home page podcast thread, Fraser notes that Cecil (pron.Seeesal) & Linda Womack now live in Essex under their new names of...Zek and Zeriiya Zekkariyas. This is too good a chance to miss.
Who else, with already established careers in the world of music have also had to buy new Cash's nametapes for their stageclothes after a similar identity crisis?
I'll start with Carlos 'Devadip' Santana.
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Jim McGuinn
became Roger McGuinn.
And hasn't Keef played free with the s (or no s) in Richard(s).
Terence Trent D'Arby became Sanands Maitreya, becoming lost to all in the meantime.
And don't lets even mention Purple Bernard from the Paisley Underground. My keyboard don't have "squiggle".
Cat Stevens...
...famously became Yusef Islam after converting to the Muslim faith.
Pay attention while I read the register, Mr. Tafkap!
Mr. Tafkap, when you have quite finished staring out of the window, kindly answer when your name is called.
You can't embed it, but...
... I can give you the link.
This is what happened when TAFKAP visited The Muppets.
And it's always worth remembering the limerick they came up with on I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue:
There was an artist called Prince
Who liked to wiggle and mince
Then, just for a giggle
He changed his name to a squiggle
And nobody's heard of him since!
John Mellencamp...
...American AOR's answer to David Bowie - exists in a constant state of flux and reinvention, morphing seamlessly from John Cougar to John Cougar Mellencamp and then to John Mellencamp.
I am guessing that his next stage persona will be known as Cougar Mellencamp.
I reckon that John Cougar is
I reckon that John Cougar is a great name compared to John Mellencamp. May be an English thing mind....
Johnny Cougar
His original name-change was thought up by his as then manager. He even organised a "Johnny Cougar" day in his hometown as well, cringe inducing. He paraded John on the flat bed of a lorry which left a lot of the locals wondering what the hell little John Mellencamp was doing and when were they going to find out who indeed was this Johnny Cougar chap. True story.
Johnny Cougar...
.. was a character in "Tiger" comic, a wrestler. If my feeble memory serves me correctly he was managed by a "beatnik" who owned a pet penguin.
I often wondered if they were one and the same (the singer and the wrestler of course, not the manager and the penguin - that would just be silly).
Which lead to............
....the truly great band name of John Cougar Concentration Camp.
I've never heard even a track by them and don't want to because their music will never be as good as their name. ;)
Fantastic name
I think that tops my current favourite, REO Speedealer.
I like
Fake That. Wonderful.
I thought
we'd sort this one before, the best is :
Celidh Minogue
REO Speed Dialler
surely?
Anthony H. Wilson
From his diary:
Things to do this week:
1. Phone bank. That balance in this month's statement has to be a terrible mistake.
2. Shaun is the new Yeats. Tell everyone.
3.Change name to resemble something likely to appear stencilled on a solicitor's door.
He got the Idea from...
Bernard "call me Albrecht it's sounds reet german and arty and that like I'm in Kraftwerk or summat" Sumner from Joy Divison aka New Order.
Prince
Is probably the most high-profile identity changer, what with all the Prince/Love Symbol/Prince nonsense.
Then there's Sean Combs, who changed his identity from Puff Daddy to P. Diddy to Diddy in what I've always assumed to be doomed attempts to be taken more seriously.
Is that why Shawn Corey Carter
became Jay-Z, so that he will be taken more seriously? Heavens.
Never else
did Ken Dodd's lack of a transatlantic reputation have such hilarious (tattifilarious?) consequences.
a 'diddy"
has more mamalian conotations in Glasgow
He's Not There
Just remembered that Colin Blunstone did a strange one of these, of course. Re-recorded She's Not There under the name of Neil McArthur.
I know
you were after mid career changes but sixities pop singer Vikki Carr used go by the marvelous name of "Florencia Vicenta de Casillas Martinez y Cardona" which is frankly ace.
Any relation. . .
to Real Madrid's goalie? That'd be frankly even acer.
Not a pop star but...
Jessica Stevenson, a well-known name with a claim to immortality as co-creator of Spaced, got married and changed her name to Jessica Hynes, applicable to her professional as well as her personal life. At least that was what she said she'd be doing; whenever I've seen her mentioned or interviewed in print or on telly since, she still seems to be billed as Stevenson.
I've often been intrigued by the continuing trend for female tennis players either to change their name on tying the knot or, more commonly, append that of their nearest and dearest to their own; then, when that person becomes less near and dear, the headed notepaper changes back again, viz Justine Henin(-Hardenne).
Still, it'll be most entertaining if a coming-together of two players results in our being able to cheer for Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova-Fish.
talk of appending names
the generation game's score woman/folk singer Isle St Clair was briefly married to snookers Jimmy White in the 80's she recently go hitch again to Bryan Ferry's brother and is now called Isle white-fer.......
Let's not mention
The brief period where Whoopi Goldberg was married to Peter Cushing.
Or....
...when Whoopi was married to Gerard Depardieu (whoopy doopy doo).
I'll get my coat etc etc.....
Goldie Horn
was married to Lord lucan and then had 48hr stormy vegas marriage to Hi-di hi's rotund funnyman Paul Shane and was called Goldy lucan-shane anyone anyone anyon....
.................
...must...control...fist of death...
Irma Cetas (geddit)
was the nom de plume used by both Melanie Harrold and Joanne Carlin,when with Hank Wangford, each of whom had had solo LPs out under their own name. Surprising as they were but one person.
I saw her sing as one of 3 girly singers with the Albion Band, alongside Julie Covington and a then relatively famous black british jaz singer, whose name escapes me, Verona, Vikki something?
I think I have a Gladioli with a similar name.
They'd never have got that lot onto a 7" label anyway.
Also, didn't Elvis Costello buck the trend by reverting to Declan McManus at some point, or am I confused? He was certainly The Imposter for a single, but dropped it after, so he's out.
Where's Wally / Willy?
Here's another that goes further than a mere name change.
50's/60's arranger Wally Stott (responsible for The Beverley Sisters' 'Somebody Bad Stole De Wedding Bell' - find it, please) had a sex change and became known as Angela Morley.
Sex changes...
Of course, Walter to Wendy Carlos, Wayne to Jayne County, David to Dee Palmer
Hello
Johnny Rotten to John Lydon
Goodbye
Vicky Carr
Ah Chris G ,A Danny baker fan i Believe,
Hank B Marvin springs to mind. Where did the B go ? Did teh other hank Marvin sue ?
Clarence Beeks
Okay, trivia fans. The villain in John Landis' Trading Places is called Clarence Beeks. Did you know that was the real name of jazz vocalese pioneer King Pleasure? Thought not.
The world's most usless attempt at being arty and interesting
Surely goes to the great Russell Bell - singer with billowy shirted new romantics Dramatis, circa 1981.
He changed his name to Rrussell Bell. Yes.
Or was it rRussell Bell?
Anyone out there sad enough to confirm which it was?
New Faces
Kenny Jones.
Kenney Jones.
Bing Hitler, well known Scottish alternative comedian ...
Reverted to the original Craig Ferguson, went to the US, now a TV chat show star etc etc