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Advice for Cat Burglars
Posted by Beezer on 13 August 2010 - 12:10pm.
Cats aren't worth that much, really.
Try stealing diamonds instead. They're worth more and generally quieter.
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Les Dawson lives...
...and his name is Beezer.
Are you any good on the piano?
You hum it, son
I'll play it
Advice for joy riders
Joy really is getting a little knackered now and suggests you visit her friend Agnes, who's free on Wednesday afternoons after the bingo.
Family butchers
don't draw attention to your macabre kin-killing related sprees by virtue of an iffy job title; call yourself a Meatmarketer. If that doesn't sound make you sound like a pimp, that is...
I have noticed also that diamonds are not prone to
scratching at bedroom doors at 3.30 in the morning and are not known to deposit amazingly stinky poos.
Lollipop Ladies...
... and Ice Cream Men, keep out of the sun. You'll melt.
Paper Boys - avoid high winds.
Have we just invented
Viz?
I thought that
when I first came across it.
But I just couldn't help posting.
Dpn't get me wrong
I love the fact that we may have just invented Viz.