when visiting my old Dad, we have a routine of watching Bargain Hunt over lunch. For the uninitiated, this is a daytime antiques type quiz, pretty standard fare hosted by one Tim Wonnacott who is, by all accounts, a bona fide expert in the field. One of the regular spots is when he finds an object in the fair and talks for a short while about its history and potential value. On one day last week, I saw this:

Now, I'm willing to bet that that took several takes and my first thought was that I would LOVE to see the outtakes.

So, Massive, any favourite outtakes? Or, indeed, euphemisms.