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90% of ideas for songs pop into writers' heads while staring out of the tour bus window

David Hepworth's picture

This morning I was driving behind a vehicle towing a horse box. The warning on the back said "Caution Horses". "The Caution Horses" was, of course, the name of the album put out by the Cowboy Junkies in 1990. And didn't somebody else put out something called "Objects In The Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear"? And then there's that bit in the Boomtown Rats' "Rat Trap" that goes "walk - don't walk" just like it does on an American zebra crossing.

Suddenly the previously mystical business of songwriting became clear. These songsmiths are not plumbing the depths of their soul or mining their experiences. They're just gawping out of the window of the tour bus and writing down the first vaguely memorable thing they see written on a traffic signal or hazard warning.

If I had more time I'd compile a list.....

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i'm sad to say i know who

i'm sad to say i know who did 'Object...'- Meatloaf
, although i've never seen an album like this...
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also grateful dead's- caution [do not stop on tracks] from anthem of the sun

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blake | 1 December 2008 - 11:54am

Cheeky...

but bloody funny!

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Patrick Crowther | 1 December 2008 - 2:02pm

Dixie Narco

The Primals released an EP called Dixie Narco around the time that Cheeseadelica was carrying all before it.

Dixie Narco make vending machines: http://www.dixienarco.com/. I guess Bobby was getting himself some Coke, espied the brand name and thought 'Coool!'

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Con Coleman | 1 December 2008 - 11:59am

Mind Da Gap

The Italian hip-hop act who appear to find tour buses too bourgeois.

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Archie Valparaiso | 1 December 2008 - 12:07pm

CPL 593H

I seem to remember that the vocal refrain on Roxy Music's Remake/Remodel was actually the number of a vehicle that could be seen from the tour van.

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Freddie Owen | 1 December 2008 - 12:09pm

Signs of the times

Here’s a few ideas

There should lp called Now wash your hands.

(Nick) Low Bridge

Mind the Gap (band)
I always thought the name on our local grit bins “Lambeth Salt” sounded like a great lost soul singer.

Plus I can’t believe ACDC haven’t use “May contain traces of nuts” somewhere on their lps.

Singer song writers could use Unloading bay keep clear.

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Chris G | 1 December 2008 - 12:09pm

Tom Waits

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Archie Valparaiso | 1 December 2008 - 12:10pm

Goran Bregovich

Oh can't you see
You belong to me
It's time to travel
It's time to go
All we need is long vehicle
a long vehicle, a long vehicle,
all we need is a long vehicle, a long vehicle, to go

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Archie Valparaiso | 1 December 2008 - 12:14pm

Talking Heads

The Big Country is a song based entirely on thoughts and observations resulting from looking out of the window of a plane (OK, not tour bus but same idea), not necessarily author's own feelings, possibly imaginary character in first person?

I see the shapes,
I remember from maps.
I see the shoreline.
I see the whitecaps.
A baseball diamond, nice weather down there.
I see the school and the houses where the kids are.

and also

I'm tired of looking out the windows of the airplane
I'm tired of travelling, I want to be somewhere.
It's not even worth talking
About those people down there.

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Sven Garlic | 1 December 2008 - 12:16pm

slightly to the left

but why is no one called the "video pirates".
also Blur had a song called "no distance left to run" after a warning message on a tape machine or similar.

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Chris G | 1 December 2008 - 12:24pm

i guess that Chuck Berry's

i guess that Chuck Berry's Promised Land makes up part of the remainig 10%, as it was done with out even the aid of a map!

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blake | 1 December 2008 - 12:34pm

Counting the cars...

...on the New Jersey Turnpike.

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Seamus | 1 December 2008 - 12:34pm

REM

REM

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Fraser Lewry | 1 December 2008 - 12:45pm

Eminem

in 8 Miles writes a song by looking out the window of his bus to work.

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LOUDspeaker | 1 December 2008 - 12:52pm

Explains a lot.

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Vulpes Vulpes | 1 December 2008 - 1:13pm

Traveling Wilburys

Weren't the words to this song supposed to be created when George Harrison challenged Bob Dylan to be the lyrics man, and the prompt was a nearby box?


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adze thuggery | 1 December 2008 - 1:17pm

Isn't there a Trav Wilb song...

...that contains extracts from a motor magazine? Dirty World I think.

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kb | 1 December 2008 - 3:01pm

Yes

Roundabout

Mountains come out of the sky

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SirTerence | 1 December 2008 - 1:19pm

Sir, how could you?!

Are you seriously suggesting that the visionary vistas conjured up by Jon Anderson's all-seeing eye could actually have been inspired by something so prosaic? Really! I shall forever imagine him sat cross-legged on some shrouded Tibetan mountain ledge, every fibre of his being attuned to the divine oneness of existence, his quill poised over a piece of sacred parchment as he receives pronouncements from on high to be translated by his fair hand into words that the serfs down below can understand...

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Patrick Crowther | 1 December 2008 - 2:22pm

For a band that had a singer who didn't fly.....

The Byrds went on a lot of planes.....
8 miles high, and my, favourite, OK long after Gene Clark checked out:
Gunga Din
"Im writing this here letter from aboard a dc8
Heading into angel town, I hope its not too late
It rained in new york city
Mister rock n roll couldnt stay
The crowd was mad and we were had
Chasing the sun back to l.a.

Have breakfest with me mamma
I hope theyll let us in
Got a leather jacket on
I know that its a sin
Gunga din

Sitting backwards on this airplane, is bound to make me sick
Spend your life on a dc8, never get to bed
Settle down (settle down)
Now were over kansas, where the clouds are floating by
The whole wide world looks back at me
Just like a mushroom pie I wonder why

Have breakfest with me mamma
I hope theyll let us in
Got a leather jacket on
I know that its a sin
Gunga din"

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Retropath2 | 1 December 2008 - 1:26pm

Jimi Hendrix

Crosstown Traffic

also more Talking Heads - Cities:

Look over there!...A dry ice factory
A good place to get some thinking done

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Sven Garlic | 1 December 2008 - 1:33pm
Vulpes Vulpes | 1 December 2008 - 1:39pm

I'm still waiting...

... for someone to write a song entitled 'About the woods we know more than woodworms' as seen on a lorry of Eastern European origin. Carrying wooden stuff, presumably.

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David Rothon | 1 December 2008 - 2:03pm

Don't forget Dylan's long lost truckers classic

"Haulin' Eddie Stobart"

(due on the next Bootleg Series, Bob-fans!)

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Vulpes Vulpes | 1 December 2008 - 3:00pm

5 Leaves Left

Inspired by a soon to run out packet of skins.

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Crowdedmouse | 1 December 2008 - 3:24pm

Black Grape

Shake Well Before Opening from "It's Great..", (next line "Serve it chilled or Hot") probably a reflection of Shaun Willie's dietry habits more than anything.

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Sgt Pluck | 1 December 2008 - 4:23pm

In a similar vein...

...there's a Sophia Loren-esque character in a Martin Amis novel called Caduta Massi. This turns out to be Italian for "Falling Rocks" and is normally to be found, as you might expect, on a red-triangle road sign.

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David A. James | 1 December 2008 - 4:34pm

There must be more...

Do Not Disturb - Bananarama
Don't Smoke In Bed - Patsy Cline
Stick Around For Joy - The Sugarcubes (spotted on a condom machine in Japan?)
Dogs Die In Hot Cars [band name]
Last Chance Texaco - Rickie Lee Jones
Memory Almost Full - Paul McCartney (warning on his digital camera)
You Are Here - I'm sure somebody's used this as a song or album title

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Theo Zoffrok | 1 December 2008 - 4:38pm

Surely the ultimate was a certain

Mr. Nosmo King?

Hit 78: My Old Dutch.

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Vulpes Vulpes | 1 December 2008 - 6:46pm

Flushing

I reckon there should be a band called "Ideal Standard" as every time I use the toilet I see this name on the bowl.

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David Wright | 1 December 2008 - 6:59pm

Which is where

Adam Ant got his monicker.

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badartdog | 1 December 2008 - 7:46pm

Shame it wasn't

Armitage Shanks

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Graham Johns | 2 December 2008 - 1:08am

One hit wonder alert

Abort/Retry/Fail - White Town

Given how much time people spend hunched over their keyboards, especially a lot of musicians - and given that some musicians don't actually tour, and won't have the tour bus revelation opportunity - there must be more of this ilk.

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Theo Zoffrok | 1 December 2008 - 7:19pm

One hit wonder re-alert

Australia's foremost Police tribute band,* Men At Work.

(*I've been told there was a bit more to them than that, but I wouldn't know; all I know is That Hit, and I don't like it-ah.)

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Archie Valparaiso | 1 December 2008 - 8:00pm

70's prog connection

The Caravan spin off Hatfield And The North.
Of course not forgetting Mr Dury's non prog Kilburn and the High Roads.

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Carl Parker | 1 December 2008 - 8:49pm

Exit 0.....

....is the name of Steve Earle's 2nd album. I don't know how to put the album sleeve on here(maybe some kind soul will help me out).

I'm sure it was a signpost he saw on a freeway whilst traveling through the desert somewhere. I searched for it, thinking about putting it on the Word album cover map. I found lots, but not that particular one.

I do know that he had an argument with his record company about what should be on the cover. They wanted a headshot and no mention of "The Dukes". Legend has it that a table set for dinner in a restaurant was up-ended!

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bigsteviecook | 1 December 2008 - 10:51pm

It's just laziness

These artists seem to say - "This'll do because I have just seen it on a container or out of the window".

This Way Up - Chris De Burgh
Fragile - Yes
Slippery When Wet - Bon Jovi
Repeat When Necessary - Dave Edmunds
Made in England - Elton John

Still available, as far as I know:

Reduce Speed Now
Heavy Plant Crossing
Serving Suggestion
May Contain Nuts
Drink Responsibly

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Austin | 2 December 2008 - 12:24am

Unused band names

There was a thread here or somewhere very like here regarding band names that haven't been used yet. Buses Replace Trains was one that springs to mind.

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Graham Johns | 2 December 2008 - 1:06am

Mony Mony

I read once the songwriter looked out from his hotel window and saw a neon sign that was flashing it's initials at him.

It read...

"Municipal of New York"

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Cookieboy | 2 December 2008 - 2:19am

Good factoid

I've never heard that.

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David Hepworth | 2 December 2008 - 12:24pm

I really should check these things before I spout off

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mony_Mony

If you treat Wikipedia as the word of God like I do then it was actually "Mutual of New York."

It was also the view from Tommy James of The Shondells New York apartment not a hotel.

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Cookieboy | 2 December 2008 - 5:30pm

Deep Purple watched from their hotel window across the lake as

Montreux Casino burned.
Rather than call the Fire Brigade they wrote 'Smoke On The Water' instead.

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Blue Sky | 2 December 2008 - 5:13am

Those rock stars, eh?!

Never stand up to do their public duty! Shirkers, the lot of them!

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Patrick Crowther | 2 December 2008 - 8:14pm

Fountains of Wayne are clearly inspired when in airports

Seatbacks and Tray Tables Up; Bright Future in Sales; Michael and Heather at the Baggage Claim.

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Cornwall Guy | 2 December 2008 - 1:40pm

on a FOW tip, I-95, from the

on a FOW tip, I-95, from the album Travel and Weather

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blake | 2 December 2008 - 2:28pm

Wir fahr,n fahr'n..

fahr'n auf der autobahn..naturlich...

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shane pacey | 2 December 2008 - 10:52pm
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