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90% of ideas for songs pop into writers' heads while staring out of the tour bus window
This morning I was driving behind a vehicle towing a horse box. The warning on the back said "Caution Horses". "The Caution Horses" was, of course, the name of the album put out by the Cowboy Junkies in 1990. And didn't somebody else put out something called "Objects In The Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear"? And then there's that bit in the Boomtown Rats' "Rat Trap" that goes "walk - don't walk" just like it does on an American zebra crossing.
Suddenly the previously mystical business of songwriting became clear. These songsmiths are not plumbing the depths of their soul or mining their experiences. They're just gawping out of the window of the tour bus and writing down the first vaguely memorable thing they see written on a traffic signal or hazard warning.
If I had more time I'd compile a list.....
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i'm sad to say i know who
i'm sad to say i know who did 'Object...'- Meatloaf

, although i've never seen an album like this...
also grateful dead's- caution [do not stop on tracks] from anthem of the sun
Cheeky...
but bloody funny!
Dixie Narco
The Primals released an EP called Dixie Narco around the time that Cheeseadelica was carrying all before it.
Dixie Narco make vending machines: http://www.dixienarco.com/. I guess Bobby was getting himself some Coke, espied the brand name and thought 'Coool!'
Mind Da Gap
The Italian hip-hop act who appear to find tour buses too bourgeois.
CPL 593H
I seem to remember that the vocal refrain on Roxy Music's Remake/Remodel was actually the number of a vehicle that could be seen from the tour van.
Signs of the times
Here’s a few ideas
There should lp called Now wash your hands.
(Nick) Low Bridge
Mind the Gap (band)
I always thought the name on our local grit bins “Lambeth Salt” sounded like a great lost soul singer.
Plus I can’t believe ACDC haven’t use “May contain traces of nuts” somewhere on their lps.
Singer song writers could use Unloading bay keep clear.
Tom Waits
Goran Bregovich
Oh can't you see
You belong to me
It's time to travel
It's time to go
All we need is long vehicle
a long vehicle, a long vehicle,
all we need is a long vehicle, a long vehicle, to go
Talking Heads
The Big Country is a song based entirely on thoughts and observations resulting from looking out of the window of a plane (OK, not tour bus but same idea), not necessarily author's own feelings, possibly imaginary character in first person?
I see the shapes,
I remember from maps.
I see the shoreline.
I see the whitecaps.
A baseball diamond, nice weather down there.
I see the school and the houses where the kids are.
and also
I'm tired of looking out the windows of the airplane
I'm tired of travelling, I want to be somewhere.
It's not even worth talking
About those people down there.
slightly to the left
but why is no one called the "video pirates".
also Blur had a song called "no distance left to run" after a warning message on a tape machine or similar.
i guess that Chuck Berry's
i guess that Chuck Berry's Promised Land makes up part of the remainig 10%, as it was done with out even the aid of a map!
Counting the cars...
...on the New Jersey Turnpike.
REM
Eminem
in 8 Miles writes a song by looking out the window of his bus to work.
Explains a lot.
Traveling Wilburys
Weren't the words to this song supposed to be created when George Harrison challenged Bob Dylan to be the lyrics man, and the prompt was a nearby box?
Isn't there a Trav Wilb song...
...that contains extracts from a motor magazine? Dirty World I think.
Yes
Roundabout
Sir, how could you?!
Are you seriously suggesting that the visionary vistas conjured up by Jon Anderson's all-seeing eye could actually have been inspired by something so prosaic? Really! I shall forever imagine him sat cross-legged on some shrouded Tibetan mountain ledge, every fibre of his being attuned to the divine oneness of existence, his quill poised over a piece of sacred parchment as he receives pronouncements from on high to be translated by his fair hand into words that the serfs down below can understand...
For a band that had a singer who didn't fly.....
The Byrds went on a lot of planes.....
8 miles high, and my, favourite, OK long after Gene Clark checked out:
Gunga Din
"Im writing this here letter from aboard a dc8
Heading into angel town, I hope its not too late
It rained in new york city
Mister rock n roll couldnt stay
The crowd was mad and we were had
Chasing the sun back to l.a.
Have breakfest with me mamma
I hope theyll let us in
Got a leather jacket on
I know that its a sin
Gunga din
Sitting backwards on this airplane, is bound to make me sick
Spend your life on a dc8, never get to bed
Settle down (settle down)
Now were over kansas, where the clouds are floating by
The whole wide world looks back at me
Just like a mushroom pie I wonder why
Have breakfest with me mamma
I hope theyll let us in
Got a leather jacket on
I know that its a sin
Gunga din"
Jimi Hendrix
Crosstown Traffic
also more Talking Heads - Cities:
Look over there!...A dry ice factory
A good place to get some thinking done
Somewhere on Strawberry Flats....
I'm still waiting...
... for someone to write a song entitled 'About the woods we know more than woodworms' as seen on a lorry of Eastern European origin. Carrying wooden stuff, presumably.
Don't forget Dylan's long lost truckers classic
"Haulin' Eddie Stobart"
(due on the next Bootleg Series, Bob-fans!)
5 Leaves Left
Inspired by a soon to run out packet of skins.
Black Grape
Shake Well Before Opening from "It's Great..", (next line "Serve it chilled or Hot") probably a reflection of Shaun Willie's dietry habits more than anything.
In a similar vein...
...there's a Sophia Loren-esque character in a Martin Amis novel called Caduta Massi. This turns out to be Italian for "Falling Rocks" and is normally to be found, as you might expect, on a red-triangle road sign.
There must be more...
Do Not Disturb - Bananarama
Don't Smoke In Bed - Patsy Cline
Stick Around For Joy - The Sugarcubes (spotted on a condom machine in Japan?)
Dogs Die In Hot Cars [band name]
Last Chance Texaco - Rickie Lee Jones
Memory Almost Full - Paul McCartney (warning on his digital camera)
You Are Here - I'm sure somebody's used this as a song or album title
Surely the ultimate was a certain
Mr. Nosmo King?
Hit 78: My Old Dutch.
Flushing
I reckon there should be a band called "Ideal Standard" as every time I use the toilet I see this name on the bowl.
Which is where
Adam Ant got his monicker.
Shame it wasn't
Armitage Shanks
One hit wonder alert
Abort/Retry/Fail - White Town
Given how much time people spend hunched over their keyboards, especially a lot of musicians - and given that some musicians don't actually tour, and won't have the tour bus revelation opportunity - there must be more of this ilk.
One hit wonder re-alert
Australia's foremost Police tribute band,* Men At Work.
(*I've been told there was a bit more to them than that, but I wouldn't know; all I know is That Hit, and I don't like it-ah.)
70's prog connection
The Caravan spin off Hatfield And The North.
Of course not forgetting Mr Dury's non prog Kilburn and the High Roads.
Exit 0.....
....is the name of Steve Earle's 2nd album. I don't know how to put the album sleeve on here(maybe some kind soul will help me out).
I'm sure it was a signpost he saw on a freeway whilst traveling through the desert somewhere. I searched for it, thinking about putting it on the Word album cover map. I found lots, but not that particular one.
I do know that he had an argument with his record company about what should be on the cover. They wanted a headshot and no mention of "The Dukes". Legend has it that a table set for dinner in a restaurant was up-ended!
It's just laziness
These artists seem to say - "This'll do because I have just seen it on a container or out of the window".
This Way Up - Chris De Burgh
Fragile - Yes
Slippery When Wet - Bon Jovi
Repeat When Necessary - Dave Edmunds
Made in England - Elton John
Still available, as far as I know:
Reduce Speed Now
Heavy Plant Crossing
Serving Suggestion
May Contain Nuts
Drink Responsibly
Unused band names
There was a thread here or somewhere very like here regarding band names that haven't been used yet. Buses Replace Trains was one that springs to mind.
Mony Mony
I read once the songwriter looked out from his hotel window and saw a neon sign that was flashing it's initials at him.
It read...
"Municipal of New York"
Good factoid
I've never heard that.
I really should check these things before I spout off
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mony_Mony
If you treat Wikipedia as the word of God like I do then it was actually "Mutual of New York."
It was also the view from Tommy James of The Shondells New York apartment not a hotel.
Deep Purple watched from their hotel window across the lake as
Montreux Casino burned.
Rather than call the Fire Brigade they wrote 'Smoke On The Water' instead.
Those rock stars, eh?!
Never stand up to do their public duty! Shirkers, the lot of them!
Fountains of Wayne are clearly inspired when in airports
Seatbacks and Tray Tables Up; Bright Future in Sales; Michael and Heather at the Baggage Claim.
on a FOW tip, I-95, from the
on a FOW tip, I-95, from the album Travel and Weather
Wir fahr,n fahr'n..
fahr'n auf der autobahn..naturlich...