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8 weeks "inside" for George Michael
Posted by Richie B on 14 September 2010 - 3:28pm.
George Michael inside for 8 weeks. Any other pop miscreants who could do with a spell inside? Or with whom he could share a cell?
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Is that it?
He gets on my nerves. Crash your Land Rover into Snappy Snaps and be out in four. If I did it I'd probably get life.
If it's
any consolation Snappy Snaps have refused to print his latest holiday photos.
Those feet
are indeed guilty.
He can share with Pete Docherty
who is well overdue a spell inside
Wham!
Well that's what you get if you drive after a careless bifter.
Bet he wishes
he'd turned a different corner.
Club Tropicana's drinks are free.
He isn't
Poor George
Well
He must've been going too fast love.
I'm guessing
that he wasn't praying for time.
Lock Me Up Before You Go-Go..
.
Freedommmmmmm
.
He Don't Want Your Freedom...
.
Let's Go Outside
Oh of course, you can't, sorry.
For once with a celeb
the judge listened without prejudice
So he was up on a drugs rap..
As against a Wham! one.
I said
I'm go, go, going down, said I'm go, go going down,
Hey everybody take a look at me, I've got no credibility,
Will he be trying to...
...Make It Mr Big?
Cheaper than match.com
.
Now now
any cheap double entendre's about the penal system will be whipped out and taken in hand
"Hello George....
I will be your Father Figure, just call me....Daddy"
'He's lawless, he's lawless
he's absolutely lawless'
I'm here all week...
indeed
should i try the veal?
As I type this his record company is preparing...
a new "Best Of George Michael" CD for imminent release.
With whom could he share a cell?
"Ere, Panayiotou you nerk. Have you been using my darning wool?"
Gordon Brown?
Never noticed that before.
Your Honour
I can assure you that Andrew Ridgeley had absolutely nothing to do with it.
But everyone was wondering
what the hell he was actually doing there.
Andrew Ridgeley?
Is that the pop singer, guitarist and environmentalist?
If he doesn't write his own wikipedia entry then honour should dictate he at least edits it.
Cellmate
Is it true that his cellmate will be a hairless fister ??
To avoid litigation
One should preface any comments 'Without Prejudice'
As once again he enters an area dominated by lusty men...
...George sings quietly: "If you want me, I'm your man".