In the current economic climate, could I suggest Word bloggers save electricity and cyberspace by posting 2 blogs of inane nonsense at once? This will surely save billions of megabytes and get this country back to where it belongs. I'll start the ball rolling:

1: The taking of Prince Harry.(C4 tonight) A laughable, utterly shite programme that ultimately mocked the death of that poor aid worker girl Judith who was killed when an American chucked a grenade when he shouldn't have. "Experts" on the show declared, "We would put all of our powers into action if Prince Harry was captured by the Taliban." No shit. What a waste of money. The geezer didn't even look like the ginger twat.

2: What tempo should you live your life?
A mate of mine in 1981 suggested that you should try to live your life to the tempo of The Blue Danube, so as to live longer. I thought this to be genius at the time. However as we all know, external events conspire to fuck that right up. What tempo is ideal for you, but what tempo are you living your life to now? Mine in the 90's was Carcass, but now it's a Shostakovich Adagio since I got laid off a year ago. And I make his symphonies look like Charlie fuckin' Carolie (sic)