.....until someone ruined it for you.

I remember watching Glastonbury on TV a few years ago and seeing someone in the crowd waving a big sign saying "Golf Sale". I thought this was great - clearly ironic rather than zany.

A year later I was suffering the bits of Fighting Talk that have Colin Murray in them when I heard him banging on about how he was going to some festival with a 'Golf Sale' sign.

As a result if this I have condemned the waving of Golf Sale signs at festivals as "zane" of the highest order.

Apart from the first bloke who did it, who was a visionary........unless it was Murray, it which case it was zane of Colin Hunt proportions.

Having located Dr. Feelgood's 'Roxette' on YouTube I was rather surprised to see Messers Hepworth and Ellen doing an intro. I was even more amused to read the posts that were attached to the video. "Hinge and Bracket". "2 poofs". Must make them yearn for the old letters' pages.