In response to Kaiser Hepworth's overly harsh dig, I may actually launch one. Nah, not some Marxist-Leninist cadre but a red shindig.

Stick some Redskins/Motown/prime-time punk on the stereo, crack open the cheap Cuban liquor or Czech Budvar, roll back the carpet and then play pin the tail on Phil Collins or use the Thatcher dartboard.

All welcome as long you pledge an oath to flick Vs at the telly whenever the Grantham gorgon rocks up. Should be a blast.

ps Surprised no one's yet picked up on Maggies role in subjugating the fascists goons at the polls- by nicking both their racist policies and their voters.