No-one else has appeared to mention it so I'll start.

Who on earth are these twats? They remind me of Matt Bianco but worse. Surely out of all of that lot there's a better singer than him?

EDIT...Vampire Weekend apparantly....missed nowt there then.

...sorry to shout, but 5- 1!!!!

I've seen 1,000.000,001 local derbys, but never seen ANYTHING like today.

That is all.
Drink has been taken.
I still think we'll get relegated, so please don't call me deluded.