I was inspired by a post elsewhere on the site (sorry too late at night to reference) to google Mike Read (the DJ not the late Cockney chancer) which led eventually to this - The current top five for the "Big L" -
The Big L Fab 40

LW TW TITLE ARTIST
1 1 Liverpool 8 Ringo Starr
3 2 Anyone Who Had A Heart Atomic Kitten
4 3 That's How People Grow Up Morrissey
5 4 Dig Lazarus Dig! Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
2 5 Don't Throw Your Love Away Elvis Costello ft. Amsterdam

I'm saying that is the most random top 5 ever.
The gauntlet Sir, lies at you feet...