This link...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/PAUL-ROSS-Canvas-Print-MirrorPrintStore/dp/B001N...

Has already been posted on here (by Montecore on the Andrew Collins thread) but I feel that it perhaps didn't get the recognition that it deserved.

The item in question is funny enough in itself, but the 'user reviews' take it into a different stratosphere. If you have a few spare minutes, do yourself a favour and click on the 'See all 178 customer reviews...' link.

You won't be disappointed.

Right... here's the thing. I've been playing in a covers band for a couple of months (The Beatles, The Pretenders, Jet, that sort of thing) and, while we can generally get past our many musical differences, we can't find any common ground when it comes to picking a name. I'm trying to find something with a little wit attached; my suggestions so far have included...

Newspaper Taxi
Area Man
The Forest Kelly

Strangely, none of these have received a warm reception.

So, knowing what a witty and insightful lot you are, I thought I'd ask you to come up with some suggestions and see if they can make the grade.

Anyone?

I've been asked to put together a compilation for a group of friends and I've decided the theme should be B-sides. I have a few ideas so far, The Butterfly Collector (The Jam), Half The World Away (Oasis), How Soon Is Now? (The Smiths)... But does that last one count? What am I missing?