...has a love song been performed so narcissistically:

I particularly like the part where Geri sings: "Go beyond the surface, look into your soul" in her bra.

What are the worst dedications you've ever read on an album sleeve?

I know that the ones which go on about thanking God, etc, are the most nauseous - but for my money, the most awful has to be 'Tunnel Of Love' (while we're on a Springsteen tip).

There's Bruce, filling an album with songs like 'Brilliant Disguise' ("And then it all falls apart when out go the lights"), 'Two Faces' ("He said our life was just a lie") and 'One Step Up' ("Another fight and I slam the door on another battle in our dirty little war") - basically, the most awfully sad songs about the utterly miserable state of his marriage to Julianne Phillips - and then he goes and dedicates the album to her! Gawd knows how she must have felt about that. Although my guess is: 'not very good'.